39 Weeks: Waddle

My gait has gone from graceful sashay to cumbersome waddle within the space of a month. From swanning elegantly about in heels to heavy-footed wobbling in flats. Flat shoes, flip flops and ballet slippers all the way lest I lose my balance which is a common occurrence in those of us approaching D Day…

Slippers only these days

Slippers only these days

This image, above, was taken at the glorious Waldorf Astoria Ras al-Khaimah, where I vacationed for 4 days with Erroll, me in slippers and a bikini, (no shame, at this late stage). It took all of my effort to lean over this huge belly and snap my puffy hooves encased in these plush amenities. The luxurious robe, on the other hand, was not getting round the cocoon which seems to expand like a helium balloon by the day.

What is making me waddle: Seahorse and my displaced hips

What is making me waddle: Seahorse and my displaced hips

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