18-07-19 Twins: Instaworthiness

Thursday 18th July 2019

Yay to Instagram getting rid of number of likes😍 phew! Farewell obsessing over that crap; my mind couldn’t cope with the hits to my self-worth. Now erryone please like this photo of Keanu & I…

Meanwhile, life as a family of 5 returns to normal (chaos) as Erroll and Kingsley finally get home from their LAX ordeal. Kingsley smothers his brother and sister with kisses and headlock. Three children coo in delight…

There’s not much sleep in this household today. Kingsley among the babies turns them into little monsters who won’t nap. The Twin-Z pillow is a life saver! Plop them on either side and sing to them while I play dress ups…

By the early afternoon we must get out of the house lest Kingsley becomes one with the games he’s downloaded onto my old crap Samsung S5. Keanu eats mashed banana, I dress him for our outing but to no avail: he’s done a poo. Then another. Then a third! The poo machine. I blame banana and Farmers Union Greek yoghurt.

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