Thursday 20th April 2017
For a rare mumma pampering day I spend hours alone. While Kingsley played at school I did what I wanted to do: walk the village then get challenged with a new hair style. After over four hours in the stylist’s chair, Mummà is feeling fresh!
Meanwhile Kingsley penned this email to his family…
Dearest familia
I am completely out of myself with happiness that ima off to school. Today for breakfast I ate a whole banana, some strawberries & greek toasty chunky bread n butter. Mummā stuffs it all down my throat threatening me that if i don’t eat breakfast before school pick up my brain will be a wet mess and i won’t learn songs and shapes with the very blonde very booby very YOUNG Miss Ioānna.
Mummā can’t get over how the entire preschool teacher population has a median age of 22 including Mr. Vasīli the PE teacher who no joke mummā mistook for a teenager ftom the neighbouring highschool. Then she embarrassingly thought it okay to ‘hang out with him’ while he took us 3 year olds through calisthenics.
Love Kingsley