Saturday 13th July 2014
Harrison Tooby came round today for lunch, and just as any well-bred host does to a younger, shyer newcomer, Kingsley took him by the hand, sat him down on the most comfortable of sofas, and gave him the lo-down on the other guests who had just arrived…
‘Shocking, I know…” replies Harrison
“Just hold my hand. I’ll show you where the kitchen is. We have plenty of milk on ice,” said Kingsley to his guest
“Look, I’ve told you time and time again, NO PHOTOS!” Kingsley was incensed with the party paparazzi.
“Harrison, check HER out. What a set of milkshake makers she has…”