Kingsley: Health

16th June 2014

I must salute you darling son for you have not, in the six-and-a-half months of your life, given me any cause for concern over your health. Never once a vomit, or a case of the runs, an ear infection or a high temperature. No fever, nor eczema, cradle cap or baby acne. Nappy rash is non-existent, and your belly button has healed flawlessly to an ‘innie.’ In fact whatever you eat, you keep down and whatever goes in, comes out…with a reliable regularity.

The cleanest six month old - after every poo, King gets a bath.

The cleanest six month old – after every poo, King gets a bath.

I must be in the minority to be able to claim that there have been no emergency ensemble changes (care of a curdled posit on a sleeve or some sick over my shoulder) for me, your working mumma. And the rare times we change your outfit, is when your poo is so BIG that a nappy just can’t hold it in.

So cheers to you, our picture of health.

 

 

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