16th June 2014
I must salute you darling son for you have not, in the six-and-a-half months of your life, given me any cause for concern over your health. Never once a vomit, or a case of the runs, an ear infection or a high temperature. No fever, nor eczema, cradle cap or baby acne. Nappy rash is non-existent, and your belly button has healed flawlessly to an ‘innie.’ In fact whatever you eat, you keep down and whatever goes in, comes out…with a reliable regularity.
I must be in the minority to be able to claim that there have been no emergency ensemble changes (care of a curdled posit on a sleeve or some sick over my shoulder) for me, your working mumma. And the rare times we change your outfit, is when your poo is so BIG that a nappy just can’t hold it in.
So cheers to you, our picture of health.