Kingsley: 14-12-13 Heir

To My Family and Friends,

May I introduce myself: Kingsley Charles Hartley, firstborn heir to Alice & Erroll Hartley.

Here is a tale: my mother finished up at work last Thursday at 5:30PM, bid farewell to The Boss and limped all the way home knowing those PAINS she was suffering all day were getting worse and worse. By 4AM Friday her waters broke, she freaked out and started crying, Erroll became startled then reached for the IPAD to google what to do. She was so scared that she remained in a seated position (on the loo, mind) lest any more water trickle out. Hospital was next. And there began the adventure of my appearance. So much for Alice chilling a wee while during her maternity leave. I would have none of that. I came out of her sunroof at 10:05PM on the 7th December 2013.

Yeas, I may look like a sleepy bebe, quiet and content to lay about. But I deceive for I am always hungry and have ravaged my mum’s boobs. Right now however I am content as my bum has been cleaned and I am fed, though my sole source of happiness seems to be in the form of mum’s milkshake makers. And to these I put my mind…

Kingsley Charles Hartley x

Tonight, at 10:05PM Kingsley-Charles Hartley turns a week young. 14th December 2013

Tonight, at 10:05PM Kingsley-Charles Hartley turns a week young. 14th December 2013

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