Thursday 12th July 2018
News I receive from Miss Olga today’s school bus attendant: Kingsley pulled out his willy and showed it to the class. Miss Xrisoūla would like me to know, she says as Kingsley hops out of the bus.
Hmm…a tough one. How to handle this properly, I’m thinking as we walk up to visit JiaJia Dora in the hair salon. So I casually ask about his day, with whom he played, what he learned – any songs or new poems. Then I have a brainwave: allude to the show Nicki and her Secret which we only watched again the other day.
You know how Nicki knows that no body can touch what is underneath her βρακάκι κε εσώρουχα? He nods. I go on: that’s because those body parts belong to her. No one else. Same goes with showing your πουλί to others. Its not allowed. Ninii today did you show your πουλί to the class?
I did…but so did Παναγιοτόπουλος! We did it together.
Omg two four year olds flashing Miss Xrisoūla’s preschool class as she doubtless just popped out to get some printing from the machine. Δωρόθεος, Ι yell. Never again. Bad. Not to be repeated!!
He goes on to tell me that both boys are sent to various corners to think about the deed, then come back to apologize to the class. Of course we talk about the infraction all the way to JiaJia’s salon chair, keep it to ourselves and I carry on with devising how on earth Kingsley (I) will offer Miss Xrisoūla an apology tomorrow.
Its decided: a handwritten card (in Kingsley’s speech), chocolate cookies and a bar of chocolate, sent via Miss Olga tomorrow morning.